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"The banana peels create dramatic tension."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Rock Climber

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Chocs away.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

Devilled Eggs

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Working at a brewery.

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

children mistake fireplace ornament for someone stuck up the chimney

'Freezer is on the blink.'