Disease Trivia Buffs Pillows

"We've been knocked off the top spot with rabies...by a bunch of pigs with swine flu."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Covid Juggling

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

'It has been one of those days when every patient has read the same medical article in Reader's Digest.'

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

Young Rat: 'Hello Mrs.Krabrandski,can Rodney come out and Plague?'

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

'You can't get swine flu from your piggy bank!'

Man holding container entitled 'Die supplement', with newspaper headline stating 'Vitamin & mineral health risks'.

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

'I hope you're happy. I have chicken pox.'

"Looks like an advanced version of the bird flu."

'Put back his DNA.'

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

Mad cow complaining about foot and mouth

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!

'How would you like a disease named after you?'

"Maybe if I eat lots of it, I'll get immune!"

"I see the government's "herd immunity" policy has come into effect!"