Discussion Pillows

"I've never met anyone like you. You're just wrong about everything."

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

"For this meeting we just need your gender and skin color. Please leave your age, religion, occupation, and community ties on the hooks by the door."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"During this month that celebrates women and the contribution they have made to our history..."

"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."

"Well, I see everyone's coming to this meeting really ready to sit down and talk."

"It was self defense. He wanted to discuss gun regulation."

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

Dialogue

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

'I don't get it - Why can't you learn from your mistakes?

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

Opposing viewpoint.

"Look, the American people don't want to be bossed around by federal bureaucrats. They want to be bossed around by state bureaucrats."

Intellectual support animal

What is an expert?

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

'I don't buy any of those conspiracy theories.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Unemployable white male heterosexual - please help.

The Stock Market

Your friendly neighborhood representative wants to know: How do you really feel about the way things are going?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"We shouldn't have let him watch the debates."

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"I threaten her masculinity."

Topic Outlet

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"