Discussion Master Pillows

"I'm not doing this if you're just coming keep disagreeing with me."

How to win any argument...

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Anonymous Donations

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'My opponent hates cats.'

The Art of Bantering!

Debate Club Note

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Questions Online

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Never wrestle a pig; you both get dirty, and he likes it."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'