Discussion Diver Pillows

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Blog Breakdown

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

Night of the Living Well-Read

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"If you weren't prepared to agree with everyone, why did you leave your office?"

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?