Discussion Disruptor Gifts

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Move, Gary."

Boardroom cream pies.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

"Worst TED talk ever"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'Would you kindly not trumpet and simply say 'aye'?'

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

The board meeting was quite dignified until somebody started a pie chart fight.

"OK...is this character insulting?"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

School Signs of the Times.

Unemployable white male heterosexual - please help.

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

"They were just about to sign off on the deal when you had to throw poop at them!"