Discussion Disruptor Gifts

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Move, Gary."

Boardroom cream pies.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

What If?

"So, any other ideas as to how we can be more disruptive?"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

The board meeting was quite dignified until somebody started a pie chart fight.

"OK...is this character insulting?"

Spoonfest

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Most Millennial want a third major party to challenge the Republicans and Democrats. The last time a third party rose up and toppled a big-two party was when the Republicans supplanted the Whigs. What do you think that generation was called? Google says they were the "Progressives," but that doesn't sound old-timey enough to be right. I'm not sure what they should be named, but I'm pretty sure it should include the word "falutin." You should have your own political show.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'Would you kindly not trumpet and simply say 'aye'?'

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

School Signs of the Times.

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

Unemployable white male heterosexual - please help.

"They were just about to sign off on the deal when you had to throw poop at them!"