Discrete Strategist Pillows

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Target your customer.

Personal conker trainer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hockey Season.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Tic-tac-toe

Game changing

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

Business Target

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'