Decision Strategist Pillows

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Hockey Season.

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Tetris Rejects

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Existential Risk

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.