Discovery Of A New Passion Pillows

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"River well stocked this year."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Model Building

I love Harmonica

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"My husband makes this wine."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I'm glad you've taken an interest in forestry. But couldn't you have grown this outside?"

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

Skis with stabilisers.

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Wow, three strikes in a row. . . too bad it wasn't in your lane."

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

"Honestly, I saw this place as a stepping stone to my true calling!"

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."