Discovering A New Passion Pillows

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"River well stocked this year."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Model Building

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"My husband makes this wine."

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"I'm glad you've taken an interest in forestry. But couldn't you have grown this outside?"

"Ice rink"

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

Skis with stabilisers.

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Wow, three strikes in a row. . . too bad it wasn't in your lane."

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'