Discovery Enthusiast Gifts

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"A possible eureka."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Eureka or else! The management

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Surprise!"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'