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'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Eureka

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Put it in petty cash.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Great events in Chemistry...

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

'Anything else need tying up?'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

How to find gold.

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

"Eureka!"

'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

Geology.