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'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'I've turned into my mother.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

Son, I'm adopted

'Your DNA test results are now in.'

"Thanks and I assure you you picked the right man for the job, Dad."

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

A family out shooting

"And this was the man I thought was your father until E-Z Pass records proved that he was in New Jersey when you were conceived."

Geneology Service: 'I'm afraid you fall into our 'better off not knowing' category....'

"Neil Simon, where are you?"

Separation During the Pandemic

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

'I didn't even know there WERE people like this!'

"Gonzalez? Are you related to Cathy Gonzalez? She's my second cousin!"

'Could you have a long-lost brother?'

"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"