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'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

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"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The sounds of spring.

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"Here's Pollen!"

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Modern art?"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Asthma cats

'Bless you!'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

Pollen's Side of the Story