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"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

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'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The sounds of spring.

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Modern art?"

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

Asthma cats

'Bless you!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Here's Pollen!"

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"