Disco Dreamer Gifts

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

Push for Disco...

'It's the boogie man!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Concert Pianist.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Artist and Musician

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Saguaro Cacti.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."