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"Sam, neither your father nor I consider your response appropriate."

Scolding

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Kirsten Johnson

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"I was solving those same problems when I was your age."

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

'...and to think, forty years ago I gave up smoking and drinking for this.'

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive."

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."