Discipline Dramatist Pillows

"Will you stop being so childish!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Trump! The Musical

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

A man taking a bow

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

A pretention of playwrights