Discipline Dramatist Pillows

"Will you stop being so childish!"

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Macbeth: Take Two

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."