Discipline Delegate Mugs

Proud mother and new maid

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Verbal Orders

Bring It On!

Filing Trays.

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"The best way to tackle a big project is to break it down into small pieces that you can then pester other people into doing for you."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"I don't have scientific breakthroughs. I have people who do that for me."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

'Would you please get Baxter for me?'

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

'I've had a hard day at the office. It's not easy working other people's fingers to the bone!'

"I delegated all my responsibilities, now there's nothing left to do."

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

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