Delegation Deliberator Mugs

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"I need to clone myself."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

Bring It On!

Pandora's box.

Filing Trays.

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

The Need for Delegation

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'