Disaster Survival Enthusiasts Prints

"As a prepper I've taken precautions and can survive for weeks in case of disaster."

Natural Disasters

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"We've got a problem."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Shipwrecked.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Now what?'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

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