Disaster Survival Enthusiasts Mugs

"As a prepper I've taken precautions and can survive for weeks in case of disaster."

Natural Disasters

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"We've got a problem."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Now what?'

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'