Disaster Recovery Pillows

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Japan-Reconstruction

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'The flood levy will help us get back to work so we can contribute to the flood levy.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Barbeque Casualty.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'What's for desert?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Big slipper.