Disaster Recovery Mugs

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Japan-Reconstruction

"I'm finally over the hurricane."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'The flood levy will help us get back to work so we can contribute to the flood levy.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Barbeque Casualty.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Big slipper.

'What's for desert?'