Disaster Preppers Prints

Natural Disasters

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

The End is Nigh

S.O.S. vaccine

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

Hurricane damage to trees

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Disasters

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Trick or Treatment.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."