Disaster Prediction Mugs

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

65 Million Years Ago

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Aliens watch the earth explode

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Tsunami Evac Route

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

doom.com

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Climate Change Contingency House

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Mr. Science Times

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

"Thank God we're insured"