Disaster Optimist Pillows

"Floods, fires, big job losses, foreclosures...what else can possibly happen?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Drawing on an island.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

Coronovirus dreams

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Do-over

Just Because it's Tuesday

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'

World News for 2018