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Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year

"Have you got anything that'll clean s**t off a fan?"

Spontaneous volcanic eruptions and rubber neckers were snarling traffic.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Man's cooking explodes.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

News: Flash Floods

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"Got it!"

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Natural Disaster This Way...

Where's the leak then?

'The good news is I've found a plumber... the bad news is he's coming from China.'

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

"Thank God we're insured"

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"Kamala's first act of disaster relief"

It's Who We Are.