Disappointed Treasure Hunters Prints

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."