Thrift Store Treasure Hunters Prints

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'We're in a recession, you'll grow into it.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I love these old decorations!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Pirate

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'