Dirt Devotees Pillows

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

How Gary got his groove back.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

User friendly soil.

Digger.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'We were mud wrestling.'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

Archaeology department

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!