Dirt Devotees Pillows

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I know it is of this earth...."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

How Gary got his groove back.

User friendly soil.

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

'We were mud wrestling.'

Digger.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

Archaeology department