Directionally Challenged Humorists Prints

"When you yelled 'hard left', I thought you were being political."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Disinformation booth.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Lost around a military base.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

One way only.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'So much for your internal compass.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Desert Roundabout

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Let me look at that map...'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Right way

'Which arrow points to my office?'