Direction Comedian Prints

"I need to tinkle."

Giraffe Selfie

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

One way only.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Appears to be choking on his responsibility."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Keister Island

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

Manhole Warning

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Wait a second - doesn't he work for the company next door?

Tolerate thy neighbour

"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

"That's how you think because you're an egghead."

'You are ear.'

Woman on television use the remote control to turn off the viewer.

Golfer missing his shot.