Direction Comedian Prints

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I need to tinkle."

Giraffe Selfie

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

One way only.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Appears to be choking on his responsibility."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

Keister Island

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Manhole Warning

We'll move you to a private gown as soon as one becomes available.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

Wait a second - doesn't he work for the company next door?

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Tolerate thy neighbour

"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

"That's how you think because you're an egghead."

'You are ear.'

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Woman on television use the remote control to turn off the viewer.