Directional Guidance Prints

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Challenge and solution

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Brownie Points

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

You are here.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

'Backseat driver...'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

Be a leader

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'We all need direction . . . '