Directional Guidance Pillows

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Challenge and solution

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Brownie Points

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Backseat driver...'

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Be a leader

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'We all need direction . . . '

Street Maze.