Directional Comedian T-Shirts

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

One way only.

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Appears to be choking on his responsibility."

Monet At Open Mic Night

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

Manhole Warning

"I'm hoping that once we enter the Bronze Age I'll be able to get a better likeness of you."

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

'Sorry, you're not suitable for the post of Assistant Beggar.'

Political Hipsters

'You said you wanted to experiment in bed.'

Eggskimos: Eskimos in the form of Eggs.

Tallit barcode

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area

Tolerate thy neighbour

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

"That's how you think because you're an egghead."

Middle-aged dreidels

Directions, "Aye, it's down the road, first left after the squashed hedgehog"

'I'm Sally, your waitress for tonight, and this is Hugo, my insanely jealous boyfriend.'