Direction Devotees Gifts

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Can I have a look at the map?

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Poetry Buff.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'What a control freak!'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

"Warning! The following contains scenes of education ... viewer discretion is advised."

The Sun: A History. . .

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'