Diplomatic Voyager Gifts

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Beach flirting

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

The Oil of Iran

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

Ahab and Moby, before things got out of hand.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

Vikings at their Workstations.

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."