Diplomacy Wizard T-Shirts

Show off their diplomatic flair with our creatively designed t-shirts that highlight the wit and wisdom of a true diplomacy wizard—ideal for casual and confident expressions.

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'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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"Nation-building never works."

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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"National security adviser"

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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America." mockup

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

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"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity." mockup

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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Putin and Zelensky

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Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting' mockup

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

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US and the EU

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?' mockup

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?' mockup

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

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A Quiet Rebuke.

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Two Ways out of Iraq.

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

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'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?' mockup

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!" mockup

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

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'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys) mockup

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

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'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.' mockup

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

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"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

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