Dinosaur Rider Mugs

Ancient Racing

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Catasaurus

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.