Dinosaur Rider Mugs

Ancient Racing

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Primitive magician

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Jurassic Pork

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"The invention of taxidermy."

Catasaurus