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'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

Stress Management.

"Just think your message being carried by the latest technology..."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Dinosaur types 'large cities near me'

"And then to cap it all I get home to find a letter telling me that I'm EXTINCT."

Experts through the ages.

Wheel technical support.

'I'm sorry, we already have a director of security...'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Scientific error causes the extinction of the dinosaurs.

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

The First Christmas

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

The dawn of time.

"Of course I'm living in the past, what else is there?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'Oh, goodie! -- I'll start rubbing two sticks together!'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

Dinosaurs tail getting set on fire by neanderthal.

Birdwatchers' Jackpot!

'A pterodactyl brought you...now stop bugging me!'

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Caveman sat in art gallery.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'All right, but don't come crying to me when you fall down.'