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'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Saxophone Player.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Daddy's working from home today."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Push for Disco...

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

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'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Experts through the ages.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

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Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"