Dino Debaters Mugs

The Theory of Evolution.

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Changing Minds

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"I had half a date last weekend."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"Woo-hoo!"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

A dog reads a newspaper

If there were no religion...s

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Play It Safe

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"