Dino Debaters Mugs

The Theory of Evolution.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

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"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Changing Minds

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Woo-hoo!"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

A dog reads a newspaper

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

If there were no religion...s

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"