Evolutionary Debater Mugs

Early Fundamentalism: 'No way do we share a common ancestor.'

Changing Minds

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Organ Donor Card

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

Gorillas in the jungle.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

Science battle continues

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

'I find them ineffective myself.'

The Global War Against Global Warming

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

Planck's Constant Nagging.