"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."
Dino Buff Mugs
Start their day with a dash of dino humor! Our dino buff mugs feature playful designs and clever quotes that make every sip a prehistoric celebration.
The Anti-Agent
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
How am I abducting?
The Da Vinci Cod
The Philip Marlow family
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.
Get on with it!
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
Early accounting scandals.
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'
'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'
'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"
'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'
"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'
"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"
'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'
'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'
Dino Buff Mugs Collection
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