Dinner Delivery Fan T-Shirts

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"What did Jesus order?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Nouveau wine

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"I think we should each try other beers."

Napkin Cole

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"