Dinner Decision Makers Pillows

"You can't pull this every time we need to decide where to eat."

Grace For Flies

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

Trustworthy Authority.

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

After-Life Mints

'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Dinner chat.

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

'Do you mind leaving a tip before I wait on you so I can determine my service level for this table?'