Dinner Date Enthusiasts Prints

Boil in the Bag - Candlelit Dinner for Two.

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

'We'll have to eat out tonight- the kitchen is closed for inventory.'

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Romance

Love is in the air...

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Tasty bird.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'