Dinner Date Connoisseur Prints

Flies over dinner - "It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"Quick swig first?"

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

The Waiter

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Looking tasty

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

WAITING ROOM

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'