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'Your usual table leg?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Dog Chow Mein

Dog at a restaurant

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Our fish are caught wild and never battered, at least while they're still alive."

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

"Leave the bowl."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

Cat and dog shop for their favourite foods.

Dog Food - A Guide.

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'