Dining With Dogs Pillows

Dog at a restaurant

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Chow Mein

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

'Your usual table leg?'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'